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Baby monkey in orange overalls dragging a blue suitcase

Boarding now

$apetravel

She packed her bag. She booked her flight.
Next stop: everywhere.

Flight status: On time
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Confirmed booking

Passenger

APE / TRAVEL MS

Boarding pass

APE-0001

From

JGL

Jungle Intl

DIRECT

To

MRS

Mars Colony

Date

15 FEB 2026

Gate

APE-42

Seat

1A

Class

FIRST

Flight

AT-6969

Status

CONFIRMED

$APETRAVEL

Upcoming itinerary

VIP Appointment
Scheduled

Visit to Elon Musk

She's got a meeting on the books. Topics include rocket fuel preferences, banana supply chains for Mars, and why monkeys deserve window seats on Starship.

Date

TBD (waiting on Elon)

Duration

However long it takes to pitch banana futures

Location

SpaceX HQ, Starbase TX

Meeting agenda

  1. 1Introduction: show Elon the suitcase
  2. 2Discuss banana logistics for Mars colony
  3. 3Negotiate a window seat on Starship
  4. 4Selfie for the timeline
  5. 5Convince him $apetravel is the way
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