Boarding now
$apetravel
She packed her bag. She booked her flight.
Next stop: everywhere.
Flight status: On time
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Confirmed booking
Passenger
APE / TRAVEL MS
Boarding pass
APE-0001
From
JGL
Jungle Intl
DIRECT
To
MRS
Mars Colony
Date
15 FEB 2026
Gate
APE-42
Seat
1A
Class
FIRST
Flight
AT-6969
Status
CONFIRMED
$APETRAVEL
Upcoming itinerary
VIP Appointment
ScheduledVisit to Elon Musk
She's got a meeting on the books. Topics include rocket fuel preferences, banana supply chains for Mars, and why monkeys deserve window seats on Starship.
Date
TBD (waiting on Elon)
Duration
However long it takes to pitch banana futures
Location
SpaceX HQ, Starbase TX
Meeting agenda
- 1Introduction: show Elon the suitcase
- 2Discuss banana logistics for Mars colony
- 3Negotiate a window seat on Starship
- 4Selfie for the timeline
- 5Convince him $apetravel is the way
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